When Joey was in pre-school they published
How Mom Cooks a Turkey every year. Here is Joey's when he was four.
Mom goes to a turkey store to get a fresh turkey. He say only one word to her and that's gobble, gobble, gobble. He costs three money. She sits him in the back seat and he doesn't wear a seat belt because he sits still, but he keeps saying gobble, gobble. So she puts a big bread in his mouth. Inside the house, she cuts him up and throws him in the oven because he is so big and she puts burritos on top. The turkey cooks for two minutes. Dad and Mom like to eat turkey because it tastes like monkey food. I just eat nothing and the go and play.
We'll post Tim's recipe (from 2004) in a couple days.
Yummmm, monkey food.
-Steve